My friends and I went shopping yesterday and we came across the most hideous sweater. It was a poncho with the sides sewn together. Yes, it was that rare creature, the swoncho. Of course one of us had to try it on. It was hilarious. She looked like a flying squirrel or a base jumper. It adds instant love handles to even the most in-shape people. Ponchos should only be worn at sporting events during a downpour. The swoncho needs to go the same way as corsets and poodle skirts. This is definitely not a look I would recommend for anyone.